Take Me There
(a lullaby for pinkos)
words and music by Paul Spencer 2010
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1. How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live,
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Oh take me there,
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To that world that's on the brink of being over-run by pinkos,
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Take me there,
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Where the Left is all united and assembled into fighter units,
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Hidden everywhere,
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Take me there.
2. How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live,
Oh take me there,
Where the way to fund your science is to speak out in defiance,
Take me there,
And the industries that fund you are too proud to use the undue pressure,
They could bring to bear,
Take me there.
3. How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live,
Oh take me there,
Where our freedom's greatest perils come from greenies, reds and ferals,
Take me there,
And the corporate agenda is a fatherly and tender will,
To manage world affairs,
Take me there.
4. How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live,
Oh take me there,
Where the red tape just gets tougher and developers all suffer,
Take me there,
Where the media all pander to the left-wing propaganda,
And it's terribly unfair,
Take me there.
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live,
Oh take me there,
Take me there,
Take me there.
Mrs. Johnson and pig
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.Lapel Pin
After the trial he asked the judge, "Does this mean
that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this also mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked.forklift
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."